{"id":2540,"date":"2017-04-02T03:36:07","date_gmt":"2017-04-02T10:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/?p=2540"},"modified":"2017-04-02T03:36:07","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T10:36:07","slug":"post-2540","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/02\/post-2540\/","title":{"rendered":"Suce dans la voiture, mon cousin a sorti sa bite pour un mec"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le mec m&rsquo;a suc\u00e9 dans la voiture de papa !\u00a0\u00bb Quand j&rsquo;ai entendu mon cousin en bas de la maison raconter \u00e7a \u00e0 son meilleur pote, j&rsquo;ai cru faire tomber mes croissants.<\/p>\n<p>Il \u00e9tait en train de se confier sur sa soir\u00e9e de la veille dans un bar \u00e0 vins, o\u00f9, au final, un mec de passage avec sa copine entre Frontignan et S\u00e8te lui a propos\u00e9 de lui pomper sa bite. Je n&rsquo;ai pas compris la suite de l&rsquo;histoire et ils ont entendu les pneus du v\u00e9lo&#8230; donc se sont vite arr\u00eat\u00e9 de parler&#8230; Je sens qu&rsquo;on va encore avoir de belles histoires dans la famille&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Le mec m&rsquo;a suc\u00e9 dans la voiture de papa !\u00a0\u00bb Quand j&rsquo;ai entendu mon cousin en bas de la maison raconter \u00e7a \u00e0 son meilleur pote, j&rsquo;ai cru faire tomber mes croissants. Il \u00e9tait en train de se confier sur sa soir\u00e9e de la veille dans un bar \u00e0 vins, o\u00f9, au final, un mec [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-au-quotidien"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theogay.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}